there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
This is probably the only sex gif I will ever reblog, because for some reason I feel like it’s more than just sex. I don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. He’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
But then again, it could be all in my head. I mean, this is how I would want it to be. But that’s just me.
This is a picture of a guy in a frog head jumping into a lake. But that’s just me.
me everyday in class
“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.
Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”
NO FUCKING SHAVING
NO FUCKING PERIODS
AND I GET PURPLE EYES
WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS
FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS
everyone needs the D on their blog
Because we won’t be getting it anywhere else
i wasn’t gonna reblog this until i read that second comment
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
do you guys even understand?
you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables
and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied meanings to those sounds but
they mean n o t h i n g
We are getting too self aware guys.
this is the most mindfucking post ive ever read.
it gets even scarier when you think of singing
so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up
she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas